In order to start this holiday, let's open with some math puns and jokes. These were borrowed because there is no way my mind could have come up with them! Check out the full website here. Pi Puns and Math Jokes To Tell Your Friends
What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert? Apple pi! What does a mathematician do about constipation? He works it out with a pencil. Why is the math book always unhappy? Because it always has lots of problems Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jackolantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle! Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t cosine. Why did the 306090 triangle marry the 454590 triangle? They were right for each other. What is polite and works for the phone company? A deferential operator What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? "Nice legs" What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral What do you call friends who love math? Algebros Comments are closed.

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