Today is Pi day 2019

In order to start this holiday, let's open with some math puns and jokes. These were borrowed because there is no way my mind could have come up with them! Check out the full website here.

​Pi Puns and Math Jokes To Tell Your Friends
What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Pi in the sky

What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
Apple pi!

What does a mathematician do about constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.

Why is the math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems

Why did I divide sin by tan?
Just cos

Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
She covers the story from every angle

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi

Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle!

Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t cosine.

Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
They were right for each other.

What is polite and works for the phone company?
A deferential operator

What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
"Nice legs"

What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral

What do you call friends who love math?
Algebros